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    Lenny Lemons Blog

    The Best Marriage Hack

    The Best Marriage Hack

    My husband and I got into a rut at one point. We would go on our weekly date night which meant we would get dressed up and go to dinner. We would enjoy a meal without kids, then come home. Usually the kids weren’t asleep (because, pretty much, no one can get our kids to bed other than us! And a lot of times they’ll stay awake and wait for us) so then we would put our kids to bed and usually we would be so tired by the time they were asleep, we would go to bed. Or let’s be honest, we would have sex but it was more of a quickie because it was now very late,  the kids took longer than we thought to take to bed, and our glass of wine that had us feeling all sexy at dinner wore off leaving us sleepy! When did we get so damn old? Life revolves around the kids and their schedules and now we need to go to the early bird specials if we want to have time together at night?!

    I finally said to my husband, “I’m sick of date night. It’s so boring. Let’s do a Day date.”  He was all for it. So that Saturday we had breakfast with the kids and asked his mom come watch them. We headed out to the beach, had lunch, played Frisby, laid out and made out…a lot. It was like when we were dating, or newly married. Since then we have done a lot of Day dates: sometimes we’ll get a massage, or go paddle boarding, rent a boat at the lake, go on a bike ride, lay out at the beach, get lunch and drinks and walk around a beach city…the list is endless.

    The perks of a day date:

    1. No more monotonous “dinner and a movie” dates.
    2. You spend the day together and enjoy the sunshine. Sunshine helps you produce serotonin which makes you happy. And happy people have more fun together.
    1. The kids get to bed on time. *que the sexy time music* and u can pour a glass of wine at home and have a long steamy night together. Your endorphins will be so high from your daytime playtime that you’ll be dying to get in bed together *wink face* it’s like two dates in one day because you had the daytime together and when the kids are in bed you have an at home date night.
    2. You enjoy activities you used to do before you had kids. And instead of entertaining the kids, you get to act like kids again! We’ve tried: surfing together, swimming, laser tag, goofy golfing, the trampoline park etc.
    3. It’s usually cheaper. Fancy dinners add up but walking around the beach and getting ice cream together is so cheap! It’s the time you spend together that makes it fun.
    4. Your babysitter will be happy they don’t have to put the kids to bed and they can tire them out playing!
    5. You truly feel like you don’t have kids for a little bit. It’s such a nice break and makes you feel young again. Reminisce on your dating days while you recreate some memories.
    6. You mix things up and add laughter and joy to your marriage. You can even trade off planning the day and surprising each other.

    There are so many perks to a daytime playtime! Try it and trust me…you’ll bring so much more romance back into your marriage. Too many things are monotonous and boring as we get older. Your 9-5 job, your kids schedules, even the meals we make…we get so much routine. It’s so nice to add that spice back to your relationship and mix it up.

    What would your ideal day date be? Give me some fun ideas!!

    Lishele Wigand
    www.Lishous.com

     

    A Letter to My Husband From the Girl You Made “Mom”

    A Letter to My Husband From the Girl You Made “Mom”

    Dear Husband,

    You probably don’t recognize me these days. You know…without my pretty face on, without my wedding dress, without that “fool-in-love” look in my eyes. Believe me, I miss her too. I haven’t forgotten the way you looked at her, and that’s what makes this hard.

    So much has changed. So much time has gone by. Now, there’s less quiet. There’s less candlelit dinners, fizzy wine, and late nights re-falling in love, talking about the beautiful house we’ll live in and the children we’ll have running around.

    Today, those children are real. They’re here, in our beautiful house. I can hear our toddler’s feet pitter-pattering in the dining room as he chases his pullback cars, and another son is pressing his feet against the inside of my growing belly. I’m even at home, full-time, caring for them and watching them grow while you’re climbing the ladder at work, just like we’d hoped.

    We used to stay up so late, imagining these days we’re living in now. Can you believe it? We’re here. Our dreams came true.

    So…why is this so hard?

    You don’t have to say anything. I know you’re wondering…

    Who am I lately?

    I’ve wondered this too, for so long, and I’ve been trying to find the time, and the words, to explain how I–your bride, your forever love–have changed. I haven’t figured it all out yet, but…

    Here’s what I know:

    You see, I’m lonely. I talk to a tiny human all day–for at least 5 days a week, 10 or so hours a day, inside these same 4 walls. Half the time, the talking consists of animal noises, and I miss having an adult conversation. Sure, I have a few friends and my mom friends online, whom I do adore, but all we talk about are rashes, wonky sleep schedules, teething, and poop. And sure, I can get out of the house any time I want really, but 90 percent of the time, it isn’t even worth the effort it takes with a toddler in tow…and soon I’ll have 2 children to change, clothe, feed, pack for, and wrestle into car seats just to make a trip to Walmart, a place I already dread. And for what? Usually laundry detergent or one more avocado or a loaf of bread. Not worth it. Plus, the real struggle is once I get there. 

    Stroller?
    Babywear?
    Cart?
    Let the child run wild?
    Pick your adventure. They’re all exhausting.

    I swear some days I’d give my right arm just to be able to drop in to my parent’s house and get some grandma and grandpa relief time, just so I can breathe for a bit. But I don’t have that luxury, living across the country from home, so yes, that’s why I Skype every day. That’s why some days are harder than others to keep my sanity. Some days, just understand that I am lonely.

    It’s also like…I got a promotion with no pay. Don’t get me wrong: I cherish the fact that I get to be a stay-at-home mom and raise our children and witness all their “firsts,” and I would still give up my career for the time being to do this job, the full-time mom job. But just remember: I don’t get a bonus check, or an ego-boosting review, or even a pat on the back when I make it through the day without having to call 9-1-1 or clean crayon off the walls. I take the supermom job, I work overtime all the time, but my efforts often go unrecognized, and I must create my own gratification.

    Of course, the reward is when our baby takes his first steps, or he says “Hot” for the first time, or he solves his first puzzle without my help. Those rewards fill my heart and remind me that I’m not always failing at this, but even those rewards aren’t always enough to feel truly rewarded. As a stay-at-home mom, these shining moments elevate us until we turn our heads and see that the dog peed on the play mat again. Then, we go from the supermom to the janitor. And when we’re on our hands and knees scrubbing up the mess, we’ve come back down from that “high,” and we’re back on the ground again. So just please, understand that I don’t always feel like I’m doing a great job, and though you tell me I am, sometimes it’s hard to believe it. Sometimes it doesn’t feel like enough.

    Plus, I don’t have enough hands. Seriously…I have to pick my battles in order to survive, and I only have two hands to conquer with. I apologize that the house is often the aftermath of a toddler tornado, but I can’t always find the time to pick things up on those days I take on an extra freelance project and our child decides to go on a nap strike. And yes, sometimes I choose to not wash my hair and wear the same clothes for the third day in a row because a shower seems inferior to reading The Wheels on the Bus 10 times in a row and throwing in a third load of laundry before the stains and smells set in. This is my new reality.

    If I were badass human octopus, I’d fold laundry with pumps on, I’d have shiny spotless floors and a pan of lasagna in the oven, I’d have a well-rested and happily entertained child, and I’d look like a supermodel while doing  it all. But that’s not possible, so I have to make do with just two–tiny but mighty hands.

    And with just two hands, all of me is tired and bored and checked out by 5 pm. I know I ask you when you’re coming home at 3 o’clock most days (sometimes 9 am if the day’s extra delightful), but I hope you know that’s because my mind and my body can only take so much arts and crafts and dirty diapers and Sesame Street in a day. I do love to color and dance and sing and count and collect rocks and eat fake fruit with our child, of course, but doing it every day can get boring, believe it or not. And I can only be so creative for so long; sometimes I just run out of ideas to keep things fresh and new and fun around here, so I have to settle for a little bit more Elmo in a day than I’d normally like and that sucks and that’s boring. But I can’t possibly be a 24-hour circus. This acrobat needs a break.

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I get a little antsy when the countdown to you coming home is winding down to merely minutes. I’ll admit that I mentally check out by at least 5 pm, on a good day. I think it’s natural, and I’m sure working parents like you are ready to punch out well before the day is done too. Just know that even though I got to sit and fingerpaint while listening to Pump Up the Jam Pandora all day, that doesn’t mean I’m not drained when you walk in the door.

    And I’m sorry: I’m not always smiley. With all these things considered, I have a hard time putting a smile on at the end of days that are monotonous, or disastrous, or infuriating, or exhausting, but I’m trying to work on that. In fact, there are a lot of days that are good. There are a lot of days that I rock at this stay-at-home mom thing, and the house doesn’t burn down. I just may not always be smiley, and that’s usually because a mother’s mind never shuts off, even if she says her shift is done for the day. I’m probably already thinking about what to prepare for lunch the next day or how I’m going to adjust the nap schedule this week. But none of this means I’m not happy. I may not always run to you with a kiss and a hug when you get home, but I hope you know that inside I’m rejoicing. Whether the day was positively wonderful or a total shitshow, there’s nothing more beautiful than watching our child rush to greet you at the door. Some days I may follow behind him; some days I may just watch from afar because I’m spent. But just know that inside, I’m happy that you’re home, and really, it just boils down to the fact that…

    I miss you. We used to both get home from work and put our feet up. We used to whip up whatever for dinner whenever we wanted. We used to get dressed up and go places. We used to get out of town for the weekend because we could. We used to gush over each other and stay up until it was light out. We used to replay the details of our wedding day and relive our honeymoon by paging through photo albums and looking at souvenirs.

    But lately, I can tell you don’t recognize me. I don’t look like the girl with her feet in the sand or the veil in her hair. Frankly, I don’t feel like her most days because I’ve changed.

    You see, now I’m a mother. I am responsible for lives that are not my own, and it’s the hardest and best thing I’ve ever done with my life besides marrying you. Motherhood has brought out a side of me that neither of us has ever seen, so I just ask that you bear with me. I am my worst and my best self right now. But her…that girl, that blushing bride, that pretty smile across the bar, that carefree soul, she’s not lost; she’s still somewhere. I’m still her, just not all the time.

    My eyes have more bags.
    My hair is more frazzled.
    My clothes are stained, saggy, and sometimes smelly.
    The house is a sty.
    My smile may be fleeting.

    But I am happy.

    I’m just changed. I’m finding that this is just a part of motherhood, of parenthood. I’m still figuring it out as I go, but this is who I am lately.

    And my love, you may not always see it, but I still look at you like a fool in love. How could I not? You made me who I am lately.

    You made me “Mom.”

     

     

    Alyssa Britson
    Relative Redhead
    www.relativeredhead.com

    The Most Important Thing

    The Most Important Thing

    WHOA.  

    You know when a friend knocks you off your feet with a conversation and you can't stop thinking about it? This was today.  

    I dropped my older boys off at school and drove right to a local park where my other two enjoy playing.  I remember laughing at myself during the drive...um, it's 7:30AM...does anybody else come to the park this early?  

    Little did I know, I had a spy.  Just kidding, a friend saw me pull in and stopped to say hi.  It was one of those days where breathing felt a little heavy.  I think it was due to a combination of things, but mainly because I'm headed back to the hospital in a few days to bring our fifth little bundle into the world.  As exciting as that is, I feel more pressure this time than ever before.  Number five means there are FOUR others (!), which, with the newborn, means four kids will be 4-years-old or under.  It's official...I've lost it!  My only strategy is to RUN :O

    Back to the story  ;)

    My friend and I sat and chatted for a bit.  I'll bet she thought she was coming for a casual conversation, some big belly laughs, and to get some big squeezes from my minis.  Laughs and squeezes came easy, but today, she got the unexpected life-load of concerns and worries and everything in between.  

    What are friends for after all?

    My friend also has five kids, is a kickass (and HILARIOUS mother) and somebody for whom I have tons of respect in so many areas.  She always listens without judgement, laughs when shit gets weird, and gives the best advice no matter what.  

    After our impromptu meeting, I called my husband at lunch and told him we need to date again, among other things that I'd been advised.  My friend had said, 'This will be the hardest time for your marriage, you guys need to focus on yourselves, and each other, and truly carve out time each week for just you-time.  

    Not the first time I've heard this.  My mom is always on me about that as well: date, date, date.  Well shit, what do we talk about?!  How do we find the time?  Who will babysit?  Can't we just lie in bed and watch a movie?  Does sleeping next to each other count?!  Yeah, I'm really kinda tired...can we postpone this?

    GAH.  

    After some serious thought and looking deeper into our days, nights, and weekends, it really did hit me.  In the beginning there was dating, then babies (we chose an alternative route ;)), then marriage. There was so much love and excitement between us, everything was spontaneous and full of laughter, we did anything and everything for each other just to pull out another smile or make each other feel good.

    Yes, now life is busy.  SHIT, somedays I wakeup looking for a hand to tag and say, "YOU'RE IT, you get to be the mom today!"  So far, that's never happened...but despite being busy, I need to constantly remind myself to focus on WHY we have this crazy and beautiful life.  WE have it together.  WE started it.  WE choose to.  

    I'm grateful for my friend and our conversation today.  I know if I weren't there in person, I wouldn't have had that talk with anybody, and I needed it.  My husband needed me to have it.  My kids needed me to have it.  So grateful. 

    Today we choose together to listen and have regular dates.  HUBBA HUBBA. For anybody with jokes, no that doesn't mean more babies, you'd better watch your mouth!

    Word to all the parents out there: translate this to your own life, your relationship, your family.  Focus on what's important, because without a strong and growing relationship with your spouse, what does the future even look like?  You freaking deserve a beautiful, ever-growing love.  Be willing to work for it, even if it's just a little bit of time here and there, but really focus and take part in what makes the other person happy.  

    Please share with me, I can't wait to hear stories of dating and how your relationships evolve! I'm anxious to share ours as well.

    PS.  If you're a reader, "The 5 Love Languages" is excellent for your relationship.  Audio books are one of the greatest ideas ever!  

    XO Karin

     

     

    Every Superhero Has Their Kryptonite

    Every Superhero Has Their Kryptonite

    This week we made a big change for our son, Sterling.  He wasn't happy at his former preschool for some time and would cry every night when he realized it was a school night.  "Please mommy, I don't want to go to school", he'd say.  So I'd talk to the teachers, talk to the director.  

    But the developmental program at this super expensive LA pre-school was almost non-existent and the kids, including Sterling, were bored.  There were no lesson plans and it's like 'Lord of The Flies' on the playground.  When I met with the director about Sterling she turned the tables on us and said it wasn't the lack of a program, but that some information I had shared with her regarding our little boy was the root of his daily pre-school unhappiness.  

    Let's backtrack a minute.  I knew from the time Sterling was 12 months old that his walk looked different.  The pediatrician didn't see it, nor did our parents or best friends.  I asked at every well-visit, and even took him to an orthopedist when the pediatrician suggested it was perhaps a tight heel cord.  The orthopedist found nothing with a full-body x-ray and suggested we see a neurologist.  Our pediatrician didn't think it was necessary at the time, so we continued monitoring his walking. 

    Sometimes he does a little skip when he's running, and sometimes he holds his left hand in a fist, but it's so subtle.  Finally at his 3-year-appointment, the pediatrician said it was time to get a second opinion.  She still felt it could still be a tight heel cord, which is important to handle in the toddler years.  Fast forward to our appointment with the top pediatric orthopedist in Los Angeles.  He played with Sterling, noticed how funny and thoughtful our little boy is, watched him run.  Then sat us down and said "your son will lead a normal, healthy life and his wife one day won't even notice.  But Sterling has cerebral palsy". 

    However stunned we were by the preliminary diagnosis, part of me knew.  I didn't have the label for it, but I had felt it in my heart since he was little. 

    A friend got us in at Children's Hospital with a leading pediatric neurologist and she confirmed the diagnosis, agreeing with the orthopedist that Sterling's CP is so mild that he doesn't need therapy, it won't get worse, no MRI necessary.

    This all happened right after we had our third baby.  Our emotions were high, and we are still in the process of 'what do we share with him'.  We don't want him to face discrimination.  We want him to embrace himself.  Are we open about it?  Do we ignore it?  Do we call it CP?  Do we call it a 'left side weakness?'  What do we do.

    Back to present day -- I had confided in his former preschool's director right after we got the diagnosis.  She had never noticed, nor had any of his teachers.  

    But when I voiced my concerns about Sterling being bored at school, she turned it around on our son.  "Mandy, I know the doctors said his CP is mild, but I'm seeing it more.  Maybe he can't keep up with the other kids.  Look at the way his clothes hang off his body".

    The way his clothes hang off his body?  He's a very tall three-year-old who insists on wearing jeans that he has to pull up himself after he goes to the potty.  They sometimes fall back down a bit and he could care less to pull them back up.  The way his clothes look on his beautiful little body have nothing to do with him crying every day that doesn't like his school.  Or that one of his teachers said he "was a loner" rather than teaching him how to enter play with the girls who wouldn't include him.  

    I'm so proud of this picture of him at his new school, in gym class.  This was his first day.  He couldn't have been happier and I know we made the right decision changing his school.  

    Sterling needed more - more structure, more learning, more nurturing.

    And you know what we told him?  Every super hero has a weakness -- their Kryponite, if you will.  And that his is that he will have to remind himself to use that left side even when it's easier not to.  

    Our experience with our Sterling has made us even more grateful for the health of our children.  And to not be afraid to make a change -- even if it's mid-year, mid-way through pre-school.  Because it's made a world of difference in our child's happiness, and in turn, my own.  

     

    Mandy
    Polite As Fudge
    https://www.politeasfudge.com/